Confessions of a Used Sock Salesman

The dudes socks are almost to him, and are surely steamed up with foot stank in the bag. I’ll be sure to let you know his reaction to the “product.”

Enjoy….

Now excuse me while I vomit.

The other day we had a request that was against Ebay policy, the customer wanted us to place a pair of socks we were selling in a plastic bag in order to preserve the odor. I thought it was fucking hilarious/disgusting. So, I told my friends to log into the Ebay account and check the messages to see it for themselves. After a little thought, we decided what the hell, lets do it. He ended up paying 15 dollars for the socks, and he made sure to send his special request to me, again, in a message.

Early the next day I received his payment and realized that he had bought, not one but two pairs of socks. When printing the shipping label I got the idea to look up the customers name and address and such, just for shits and giggles. That, my friends, is when shit got real. I came to find that he is a registered sex offender living in New England. I also learned that the place he is from and where he committed the crime (on a child) is the state boarding the state I am currently living in. I was rather disgusted by this, but manged to make myself feel a little better by thinking perhaps that this fetish, however disgusting it may be, may save a child from sexual assault. Secondly, I would love to expose him as Child Raping Sock Fapper, but the guy has my address, as I did not think of renting a PO box for this little “experiment.”

This a picture of the socks, they were wet when placed in the bag, so I can only imagine what foot stank steam is currently building in them, and I gag every time the thought comes into my mind. 

I have no idea why people want to buy my socks, I assume it is something sexual, but I don’t want to even imagine anything past that.  I am not into this stuff in a sexual manner, or any manner other than the money it brings. In the first few weeks I made close to 30 dollars by selling old socks and underwear. I have also received a few messages and “propositions” to meet up with other Ebay users. I, of course, shot all these people down. Even if there wasn’t any money being made in this, I would still continue just for laughs. Infact, this all started as a late night idea with a group of friends in my apartment, just to see what would happen. None of us, at least as far as I know, are into this shit. Which is the main point of this post. Also, I will keep the identities of my buyers rather secret, as well as the store on Ebay. If you find it that’s fine, but I’m not going to tell you what it is, nor will I confirm if the one you find is it.

TLDR; If you are looking for a blog to find people into used socks, this is not it.